Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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