I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
