You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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