Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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