do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I supernannyed him into submission
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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