Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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