even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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