their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
