plz talk dirty to me
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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