I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
