4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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