Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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