You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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