I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You ruined the universe
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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