why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
