I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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