I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Randomize
