Pappa wants mamma naked
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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