Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My nipple is on Facebook.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Is it penis luge time yet?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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