the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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