If i come over, it means nothing
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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