I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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