its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Randomize
