He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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