Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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