i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
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