why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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