So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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