her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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