Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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