I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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