dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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