bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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