Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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