Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm really busy with my period
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