We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
porn star boner night. come get it.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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