it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
