This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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