My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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