3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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