FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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