I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Pooping to opera.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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