a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
