Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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