I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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