Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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