Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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