is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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