guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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