I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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