I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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