i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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