they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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