Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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You came to the right person.
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