I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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